This post is out of sequence, as a retrospective on India was planned. As has always happened, the departure from India was part ‘never again’ based on the outrageous and continuing pollution of the atmosphere throughout the subcontinent, and a desire to visit the Northeastern states which currently mostly feature clean air and diverse cultures. Some other time.

But onward. I flew from Dabolim in Goa to an airport in Hyderabad, Eastern India, and thence to Bangkok where things went south in a hurry. Attempting to get some Thai Bhat from an ATM at the airport, the message came up ‘Card Cancelled’ and the card was swallowed by the machine. I had only the one old card, as the replacement card had never arrived at my hotel at Colva Beach. A card which had been misfiring was all I had, and the never appearing replacement card had been cancelled at my request.

At first I blamed the bank and their ATM for the trouble and after much wrangling with various staffers, a technician was summoned to retrieve the card, much to my relief. We, three bank staffers and I, went to another airport ATM where the card was again shown as cancelled and swallowed. Done and done!
I had an ongoing flight to Chiang Mai in the north and a one night hotel reservation there, so changing in my small amount of Indian rupees I flew north, basically penniless, in a country where I knew not a soul.

Really, my only option at this point was the US Consulate in Chiang Mai, and in the morning I arranged an appointment for that afternoon. The previous day of three flights I had only eaten a packet of cashews purchased on my last flight. This day, after my consular appointment, I had enough bhats to buy a packet of peanuts. Unintentional weight loss… Things at the consulate were a bit weird. The outside Thai staff seemed to have been selected for their inability to speak English, though they were friendly and tried to be helpful. Once inside, in a sterile and overcooled large room, I was directed to a solitary cubicle, separated from the staff by several inches of bullet-proof glass with a narrow slot to push paperwork through. My first contact was with a friendly and helpful Thai woman as I waited on the arrival of a consular official in the chilly cubicle. This fellow seemed peeved at having to actually do something to earn his salary (the rest of the larger office, with its numerous numbered bulletproof windows remained totally empty during my three and a half hours of filling out forms and hanging around).


In any event, after hours of this I received a plane ticket back to Boston, enough Bhats to get to the airport and $60. I was also informed by this American functionary that he was cancelling my passport, something which no one has ever been able to explain to me, including the Department of State, who finally concluded that ‘such matters are at the discretion of the American consul. Dickhead.
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